Back in school they used to call my friends and I the lonesome losers. When we decided to start our own band, it was just natural to take that old insult and turn it upside–down. I don't know if we ever would have made it in the music business. Doesn't matter now, I guess, but all those people who used to call me a loser aren't looking too pretty themselves these days.
I always wanted nothing more than to get out of this town before it killed me. Now here's the funny part, staying in this town is the only chance I have to live! Har de freakin' har, right?
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The Loser is an excellent field unit. Strong, fast and alert, he knows the town of Piety inside–out and has an almost preternatural street sense. When he accompanies a scouting party, he can turn aside potential danger. His presence can negate up to two potential random zombie encounters per mission.